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Rules of entrapment.  Dedicated to my sluts

I have told many of my guy friends about the women trap, it sneaks up on you and BAMM she has you under her thumb.  It might not always be a bad thing, some guys need discipline.  You should respect the girl but know that it is natural for any woman to want to command without you knowing it.

The entrapment is not something that happens straight away, us women are smarter than that.  We use time to coax the men into our web and before you know it, he is stuck.

Why am I telling you this?  Once a woman has you in her web, it will be very hard to get out.  You will start to loose yourself.  So I promised some friends to post the signs of when you are being lured by a woman, as some feel they are in the web.

• She will start off as carefree and not fuzzy.  She says she believes in freedom, trust and doesn’t mind anything.  She enjoys everything you do.
• She will encourage you to go out with your boys.  Tell you to have fun and there is no problem.  She wont be calling to check up on you.  This is relaxing your muscles, she is massaging you.  You think ” This is great! “
• She will present you with little comfort surprises.  Bake you cupcakes, drop by just to give you food and then disappear.  She might even cook for you and your boys to enjoy an evening of fun and come off as the best girlfriend ever. She is smearing you with little luxuries that make you feel special and strokes the ego.
• Suddenly you might just find something really subtle, but not too threatening she adds to your home.  May be a dishwasher scrub, soap.  A very mundane thing and she will say “I noticed you were out of….’ or “I got you this to make washing up easier…” It won’t be big, it will be a tiny gesture and you will feel you have someone who is watching out for you.  She notices the little things.
• She will want to go away with you somewhere, this will be not too quick in the relationship but maybe 3-4 months down the line. She will want to create a memory and sentiment so you two have something special, a good holiday to look back on.
• She still wont complain about anything, letting you roam free and join in even.  She is great!  She is not like other girls! “Go on, watch the game with the boys.”
• Now comes the big one.  She will do a grand gesture.  Most likely buy you something really nice, rare, expensive or do something super cool that catches you off guard.  She may just ask for a romantic dinner in return, she doesn’t want anything.  This is quite important step when it comes here.  You now without knowing will feel a bit obligated to be with her as she has done or given you something amazing.
• Then she waits for the fuck up. Something that will create a little fight or something that has displeased.  You will feel bad and want to make it up to her.
• This is where she is starting to get you.  You will notice that she will pull out the guilt trip card when suddenly you haven’t done or won’t go along with something she wants.  “I was planning to make that dish you said you liked during that trip..” You feel, OK maybe I should stay in with her. Yup, she looped it around. She will remind you of something and you instantly feel you need to please or ask for forgiveness.  You will most likely then make a stupid promise you will regret later.  “I promise to tell you next time.” “I promise I wont be out late.” “Sorry I made you jealous, I promise I wont do it again”  She is molding.
• Little by little she will have these little rules of what pleases and displeases her, you will know them.  If you break one of them she will then create a little hell, cut you off or not talk to you.  Make you feel you done bad.
• She will still be doing little surprises, it usually involves food.  Like give you food, maybe something healthy (Shows she cares for your well being) buy tickets to a game.  To remind you how lucky you are.
• Before you know it she has you under her thumb and you are on her leash.  It’s a slow build up but suddenly you rather listen to her than make her mad.
• She will pull a stunt to make you jealous.
• Suddenly you are no longer allowed to live the carefree life you once had.
• She’s got you.
• If you want out, she find a way to make you stay.
• Entrapment…..
• (The real cray cray ones will get pregnant at this point.)

You might ask why? Why would a woman do this.  Well it’s simple, she want’s to be with you all the time or you be available to her for whenever she wants.  So technically it is not a bad thing, it’s flattery.

How do I know this?  This is what women do (some subconsciously) and ruins most relationships. This is all us women talk about when we talk with our girlfriends.  TRUST ME!  Well at least in this region of the world. We will talk strategy how to tame the man and make him obey and listen to you.

I have tried many times with different men, failed miserably.  I learned you should never try to tame a man, guilt trip his habits, but we women we will keep on doing it.  When this goes wrong, which it mostly will do, it will backfire to the woman.  I’m not proud of this, but I will be honest enough to say I have done it.  Many women fuck up trying to do this, I did, they fuck up during the middle stage.  It’s all in the pace, most women move to fast, but the real clever ones move at a slow pace.  I have friends who will deny it, but is obviously under a tight leash.  Wink wink to Mr. School dance

Now don’t get me wrong and start to freak out anytime a girl does something nice for you.  She likes doing these things, she does, but she is investing here. Of course we love to spoil our man.  It is not about that, this is for the men who get fooled in the start only to find a different behaviour later.

I know this sounds incredibly fucked up, women wont admit to it.  But my girlfriends and I all agree this is what us women do.  There are shitty thing men do to, and all women are not bad.  But watch out for the signs, I’m never wrong.

My nickname is “The Plotkiller” I can basically figure out the story line and ending to everything.  Probably why I love writing so much. This pattern/script is used everyday.  The steps are so easy to read when you learn to recognise them, just depends how good she is with all the executions.  But I seen this movie many many times.