Post Soundtrack: When you believe by Mariah and Whitney oh yes, I went all the way there.
Do you believe in miracles?
Well I might just be carrying the next messiah, just so you know. So, I´m not a virgin, but I have convinced myself that I have conceived and carrying some spawn of the greater Gods above.
Then again, I most likely am just having one of those months where the body is just out of synch.
All I know is that I am waaaaaay way way way late, I´m never late. Have all the signs, nausea, swollen tata´s and that whole shindig. The thing is, I took a vow of celibacy remember? I was not gonna do the sex thing and just focus me for a while. The only person who has seen my hooha is my waxer, though there is this thing my porn star friend told me to do for sex class and . . . well that’s another story.
So when I told my boss I think I´m carrying Jesus version 2.0, (we are quite close at the office) they went and seriously got me, not one, but two pregnancy tests. I told them, there is no way I could ever have a baby in me. Unless
- I blacked out so terribly and went home or took home some guy. But I haven´t blacked out.
- Sperm from a year ago is just reaching my womb.
- God has made love to me. I´m gonna go for 3.
I really hope I´m carrying the next baby Jesus. So stay tuned