Post soundtrack: Faint by Linkin Park
I was watching breaking bad, catching up on some old episodes. There is a scene where Lydia is frustrated and angry. She goes into her office, shuts the blinds and screams loud into a pillow.
What a relief. . . I thought it was just me who did that.
But then I thought, wouldn’t the world be better off if all women always had a screaming pillow by their side? Or at least the ones who have mild temper issues like myself, the short fuse that can go off in any second.
See, I’ve mastered the art of smiling it away, my anger that is. To shut the fuck up. Because in most situations if I really spoke my mind and start screaming like I want to, I think even Kanye would run and hide. If I had a screaming pillow, I could just scream into it. I think the world would be a better place if women got to release their pent up anger at times.
I can make a pocket pillow that acts like a airbag. Like a powder compact, when you open, out comes the pillow. Screaming can be extremely calming at times, well the moment after you scream because you are so exhausted, you actually become calm. This pocket airbag can also work as a punch bag, as I think hitting something hard can also be very therapeutic.
Fuck I’m a genius